"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." ~~Alex Levine.~~

"A single conversation across a table with a wise man is worth a month's study of books."
~~Chinese Proverb~~

This is where all the wise(and funny) sayings that have been put on the site over time will be archived, so you can see them all right here.


"I'd like to say that I wouldn't, but I'm drunk, so I don't know."

"Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways." ~Stephen Vincent Benét

"Do not hurt where holding is enough,
Do not wound where hurting is enough,
Do not maim where wounding is enough,
And kill not where maiming is enough,
The greatest warrior is the one that does not need to fight" - Unknown

"Every gardener knows that under the cloak of winter lies a miracle ...
a seed waiting to sprout, a bulb opening to the light, a bud straining to unfurl. And the anticipation nurtures our dream."
-   Barbara Winkler


"If there is an ultimate evil in this universe, it would have to be mankind." - Me ^_^

"Of liberty I would say that, in the whole plenitude of its extent, it is unobstructed action according to our will. But rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law,' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual." ~ Thomas Jefferson ~